Just Passing this Info. On ( Better Safe than Sorry )
... YET OUR GREATEST prOb IS f-a-k-e DRUGs (sob-sob-sob)

(Very Important Please Read)

All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. You may
want to try calling the 800 number listed on most drug boxes and inquire about
a REFUND. Please read this CAREFULLY. Also, please pass this on to
everyone you know.

STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to
increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49
in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not
found in men, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek
alternative medicine.

The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine:
Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant
Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements
Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control
Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or orange)
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent
Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine
BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder
BC Sinus Cold Powder
Comtrex Flu Therapy & Fever Relief
Day & Night Contac 12-Hour Cold Capsules
Contac 12 Hour Caplets
Coricidin D Cold, Flu & Sinus
Dexatrim Caffeine Free
Dexatrim Extended Duration
Dexatrim Gelcaps
Dexatrim Vitamin C/Caffeine Free
Dimetapp Cold & Allergy Chewable Tablets
Dimetapp Cold & Cough Liqui-Gels
Dimetapp DM Cold & Cough Elixir
Dimetapp Elixir
Dimetapp 4 Hour Liquid Gels
Dimetapp 4 Hour Tablets
Dimetapp 12 Hour Extentabs Tablets
Naldec on DX Pediatric Drops
Permathene Mega-16
Robitussin CF
Tavist-D 12 Hour Relief of Sinus & Nasal Congestion
Triaminic DM Cough Relief
Triaminic Expectorant Chest & Head
Triaminic Syrup Cold & Allergy
Triaminic Triaminicol Cold & Cough .....
   THOSE ARE ONLY PART OF THE LIST,
   please examine the contents of Neozep & other local meds!

I just found out and called the 800# on the container for Triaminic and
they informed me that they are voluntarily recalling the following medicines
because of a certain ingredient that is causing strokes and seizures in
children:

Orange 3D Cold & Allergy Cherry (Pink)
3D Cold & Cough Berry
3D Cough Relief Yellow 3D Expectorant

They are asking you to call them at 800-548-3708 with the lot number on
the box so they can send you postage for you to send it back to them, and
they  will also issue you a refund. If you know of anyone else with small
children, PLEASE PASS THIS ON. THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF!

DO PASS ALONG TO ALL ON YOUR MAILING LIST so people are informed. They
can then pass it along to their families.

To confirm these findings please take time to check the following:
<http://www.fda.gov/cder/drug/infopage/ppa/>

ISN'T THIS IMPORTANT TO PASS ON TO YOUR CHILDREN IN CASE THEY GIVE IT TO THEIR
CHILDREN OR TO FRIENDS WHO HAVE CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN?

THERE'S a booklet making the rounds in Metro Manila that every Filipino who loves his country should get hold of and read, and hopefully put the points it raises into practice, in order to help our nation... <thanks bro. jowel j of dharan>

"Twelve (12) Little Things Every Filipino Can Do To Help Our Country," by Alexander Ledesma Lacson, may be a "voice in the wilderness"; but as Fr. Rub en Tanseco, S.J. puts it, what Alex proposes are "very concrete, practical and doable" actions for us ordinary Filipinos.

1. Follow traffic rules. -- Why is that the most important? The answer is simple. Traffic rules are the simplest of our laws. If we learn to follow them, it will be the lowest form of national discipline that we can develop. Since it is totally without monetary cost, it should be easy for us to comply with, and therefore should provide a good start.

2. Whenever you buy or pay for anything, always ask for an official receipt. -- If a seller does not issue an official receipt when you buy a product, the seller may or may not remit the tax to the government. Without an O.R., there is no record of the sale transaction, and the tax that you paid may not be remitted to the BIR.

3. Do not buy smuggled goods.  Buy local, buy Filipino. -- It may not be good economics to buy 100% local products. What I suggest is for us to take a "50-50" buying attitude. This means that we must develop the attitude of using 50 % of our budget for local products and the other 50% for imported choices.

4. When you talk to others, especially foreigners,speak positively of our race and our country. -- this is best addressed to the rich and the middle class in our country, who have contact with the outside world. It is they who talk to, dine or deal with foreigners either here or abroad. It is what they say and do which creates impressions about us among foreigners.

5. Respect your traffic officer, policeman, soldier and other public servants. -- There is nothing like the power of respect. It makes a person proud. It makes one feel honorable. At the same time, courtesy to others is good manners. It is class and elegance and kindness. It is seeing the value and dignity in the other man. It is, in fact, a mark of a most profound education.

6. Do not litter.  Dispose your garbage properly.  Segregate.  Recycle. Conserve. -- As Louis Armstrong says in his song: "I see trees of green, red roses, too, I see them bloom for me and you and I think to myself, what a wonderful world."

7. Support your church. (or charitable/ civic organizations -- :-)

8. During elections, do your solemn duty. -- Honesty, more than a masteral or doctorate degree, is what gives credibility. And credibility is essential because it is a leader's link to the people. It is what makes the people look to one direction,follow a common vision, and perform a uniform act. In short,credibility is what makes people follow the leader.

9. Pay your employees well. -- No exercise is better for the human heart than to reach down and lift someone else up. This truly defines a successful life. For success is the sum, not of our earthly possessions, but of how many times we have shown love and kindness to others.

10. Pay your taxes. -- In 2003, P83 billion was collected from individual income taxes. But 91% of this amount came from salaried workers from the government and private sector, people who had no choice since their income taxes were withheld mandatorily. Only P7billion of the P83 billion came from businessmen and professionals like doctors, lawyers, accountants and architects, among others.

11. Adopt a scholar or adopt a poor child. -- You can make a difference in the future of our country by making a difference in the world of children.

12. Be a good parent. Teach your kids to follow the law and to love our country. -- Today's children will someday rule and lead this world. But whether they will be bad rulers or good leaders will depend largely on how we raise them today. Our future is in the hearts and minds of our children.

1. kwentong Doctor

Sexy : Doc bakit tumitigas ang ang suso ko?

Doc : Maghubad ka at ng macheck-up ko. ( doktor sinalat salat ang
suso)

Sexy : Doc ano sakit ko?

Doc : Hindi ko pa alam pero isa lang ang sigurado sa sakit mo,
MAKAKAHAWA ITO, kasi pati T*T* ko tumitigas na din


2. frequently asked?

Bakit flowers ang kadalasang nakadesign sa mga panties?

Answer : Kasi alay sa mga PATAY NA BUHOK!

Bakit sa brief wala?

Answer : Kasi meron nang nakatirik na KANDILA!


3. Frequently asked? 2

Why do cows get mad when being milked?

Answer : diyos ko naman ano, ikaw ba naman somebody wakes u up 4:00
am and rubs your boobs for 30 minutes and wont fuck you afterwards,
sino naman ang hindi maiinis


4. Bit of advice

Getting angry is punishing yourself especially with the mistakes of
others, you will get lots of wrinkles, so keep away from anger,
tingnan mo ang B*YAG daming kulobot, kasi T*T* LAGING GALIT!


5. Parking lot

Binata : Miss! pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw sa iyo

Miss : at bakit? meron ka bang CRV, BMW, PAJERO, EXPEDITION?

Binata : Gaga! bakit ano ba yang P*KP*K mo Parking Lot?

> by Jaeyoun Kim

Filipinos always complain about the corruption in the Philippines. Do you
really think the corruption is the problem of the Philippines? I do not think
so. I strongly believe that the problem is the lack of love for the
Philippines.

Let me first talk about my country, Korea. It might help you understand my
point. After the Korean War, South Korea was one of the poorest countries in
the world. Koreans had to start from scratch because entire country was
destroyed completely after the Korean War, and we had no natural resources.
Koreans used to talk about the Philippines, for Filipinos were very rich in Asia.
We envy Filipinos. Koreans really wanted to be well off like Filipinos. Many
Koreans died of famine. My father's brother also died because of famine.

Korean government was awfully corrupt and is still very corrupt beyond your
imagination, but Korea was able to develop dramatically because Koreans
really did their best for the common good with their heart burning with
patriotism. Koreans did not work just for themselves but also for their neighborhood
and country. Education inspired young men with the spirit of patriotism.

Forty years ago, President Park took over the government to reform Korea. He
tried to borrow money from other countries, but it was not possible to get a
loan and attract a foreign investment because the economy situation of South
Korea was so bad. Korea had only three factories. So, President Park sent
many mine workers and nurses to Germany so that they could send money to Korea
to build a factory. They had to go through a horrible experience.

In 1964, President Park visited Germany to borrow money. Hundred of Koreans
in Germany came to the airport to welcome him and cried there as they saw
the President Park. They asked to him, "President, when can we be well off?"
That was the only question everyone asked to him. President Park cried with
them and promised them that Korea would be well off if everyone works hard for
Korea, and the President of Germany got the strong impression on them and lent
money to Korea. So, President Park was able to build many factories in
Korea.

He always asked Koreans to love their country from their heart. Many Korean
scientists and engineers in the USA came back to Korea to help developing
country because they wanted their country to be well off. Though they received
very small salary, they did their best for Korea. They always hoped that their
children would live in well off country.

My parents always brought me to the places where poor and physically
handicapped people live. They wanted me to understand their life and help them. I
also worked for Catholic Church when I was in the army. The only thing I
learned from Catholic Church was that we have to love our neighborhood. And I have
loved my neighborhood.

Have you cried for the Philippines? I have cried for my country several
times. I also cried for the Philippines because of so many poor people.

I have been to the New Bilibid prison. What made me sad in the prison were
the prisoners who do not have any love for their country. They go to mass and
work for Church. They pray everyday. However, they do not love the
Philippines. I talked to two prisoners at the maximum security compound, and both of
them said that they would leave the Philippines right after they are released
from the prison. They said that they would start a new life in other countries
and never come back to the Philippines.

Many Koreans have a great love for Korea so that we were able to share our
wealth with our neighborhood. The owners of factory and company were
distributed their profit to their employees fairly so that employees could buy what
they needed and saved money for the future and their children.

When I was in Korea, I had a very strong faith and wanted to be a priest.
However, when I came to the Philippines, I completely lost my faith. I was very
confused when I saw many unbelievable situations in the Philippines. Street
kids always make me sad, and I see them everyday. The Philippines is the only
Catholic country in Asia, but there are too many poor people here. People go
to church every Sunday to pray, but nothing has been changed. My parents
came to the Philippines last week and saw this situation. They told me that
Korea was much poorer than the present Philippines when they were young.

They are so sorry that there so many beggars and street kids. When we went
to Pagsanjan, I forced my parents to take a boat because it would fun.
However, they were not happy after taking a boat. They said that they would not take
the boat again because they were sympathized the boat men, for the boat men
were very poor and had a small frame. Most of people just took a boat and
enjoyed it. But my parents did not enjoy it because of love for them.

My mother who has been working for Catholic Church since I was very young
told me that if we just go to mass without changing ourselves, we are not
Catholic indeed. Faith should come with action. She added that I have to love
Filipinos and do good things for them because all of us are same and have
received a great love from God.

I want Filipinos to love their neighborhood and country as much as they love
God so that the Philippines will be well off. I am sure that love is the
keyword which Filipinos should remember. We cannot change the sinful structure
at once. It should start from person. Love must start in everybody in a small
scale and have to grow. A lot of things happen if we open up to love. Let's
put away our prejudices and look at our worries with our new eyes. I discover
that every person is worthy to be loved. Trust in love, because it makes
changes possible. Love changes you and me. It changes people, contexts and
relationships. It changes the world.

Please love your neighborhood and country. Jesus Christ said that whatever
we do to others we do to Him. In the Philippines, there is God for people who
are abused and abandoned. There is God who is crying for love. If you have a
child, teach them how to love the Philippines. Teach them why they have to
love their neighborhood and country.

You already know that God also will be very happy if you love others. That's
all I really want to ask you Filipinos. Now I will second her/his curiosity.
Is the Philippines worth crying for...

Who will shed tears for the Motherland? Who will lend a hand to lift her spirit, to hold the lonely Flag that symbolize her name?

tiger malaya <tiger_malaya2003@yahoo.com> wrote:

    Hindi ko na mapigilan ang sarili ko. Sukang-suka
na ko sa mga nangyayari sa bansang ?to!

    Walang katapusang corruption, walang kamatayang
pangbabatikos, pagbabatuhan ng tae at pagpapa-taasan
ng ihi ng mga pulitiko sa bawat isa, walang tigil na
imbestigasyon ng kung ano-anong isyu pero wala namang
matinong resolusyon, walang puknat na pag-aagawan ng
kapangyarihan sa pagitan ng mga partido, patuloy na
pagdami ng tamad at tangang Pilipino, patuloy na
pakikipaglaban ng ideolohiyang wala namang silbi.

    Ang gobyerno ng Pilipinas, talo pa ang septic tank
na hinihigop ng Malabanan ­ saksakan ng dumi at
napakabaho. Kaya hindi nakakapagtaka na ang Pilipinas
ang isa sa pinakamahirap at corrupt na bansa sa mundo.
Kasi lahat sila bulok, lahat sila walang kwenta. Lahat
sila sugapa sa kapangyarihan at sa pera.

    ANAK NG TETENG! !$#%Q!&!* @!!!!!

    KAHIT KRISTIYANO AKO, HINDI KO MAPIGILANG MAGMURA
AT HILINGIN SA DIYOS (MINSAN NGA PATI SA DEMONYO) NA
MAMATAY NA SILANG LAHAT AT I-BBQ SILA NG HABANG-BUHAY
SA IMPIERNO.

    SINONG ³SILA²? EH DI MGA CORRUPT NA GOVERNMENT
OFFICIALS AND WORKERS, MGA TAMBAY NA PILIPINO NA ANG
LALAKI NG KATAWAN PERO HINDI NAMAN NAGTRATRABAHO AT
HINDI NAGBABAYAD NG TAX, MGA MAYAYAMAN AT ARISTANG TAX
EVADERS, PATI MGA AKTIBISTA, NPA AT IBA PANG
IDEOLOGICAL GROUPS NA HINDI NAGBABAYAD NG TAX PERO
PANG-GULO!!! MAMATAY NA KAYO!!!

    Lagi na lang sinasabi ng mga pulitiko: Ipaglaban
ang masa! Tulungan ang masa! Mahalin ang masa!

    PUNYETA! MASA LANG BA ANG TAO SA PILIPINAS?

    SINO BA TALAGA ANG BUMUBUHAY SA PUNYETANG BANSANG
TO?

    SAAN BA GALING ANG PANGPAGAWA NG MGA TULAY AT
KALYE? SAAN BA GALING ANG PORK BARREL? SAAN BA GALING
ANG PERANG KINUKURAKOT NYO?

    KAMI NA MGA MANGGAGAWA AT MIDDLE CLASS NA BAGO PA
MAKUHA ANG SWELDO BAWAS NA ­ KAMI ANG BUMUBUHAY SA
WALANG KWENTANG BANSA NA ?TO!!!!!!!!!

    BAKIT YANG BANG MGA MASANG YAN NA LAGI NA LANG
SENTRO NG PLATAPORMA NG MGA PULITIKO EH NAGBABAYAD BA
NG TAX???!!!!

    F**K YOU! KAHIT ISA SA MGA NAG-RA-RALLYING MGA
SQUATTER NA YAN, KAHIT SINGKO HINDI NAG-RE-REMIT YAN
SA BIR!

    PERO PINAPAKINGGAN BA KAMI NG GOBYERNO?

    LAGI NA LANG OPINYON NG MASA ANG INIINTINDI NG
GOBYERNO.

    KUNG SINO ANG NAG-RA-RALLY, SA EDSA, SILA ANG
NASUSUNOD.

    KUNG SINO ANG MAS MALAKAS SUMIGAW PERO WALA NAMANG
ECONOMIC CONTRIBUTION, SILA LAGI ANG FOCUS PAG MAY
PROBLEMA.

    SILA LAGI ANG BIDA.

    KAMING MGA ORDINARYONG OFFICE WORKERS, OFW¹S,
LABORERS AT IBA PANG NAG-TRA-TRABAHO AT NAGBABAYAD NG
TAX ­ KAMI ANG NAGPAPAKAHIRAP PARA BUHAYIN ANG
PILIPINAS. KAMI ANG MGA TUNAY NA BAYANI NG BANSA!!!

    Tuwing nakikita ko ang payslip ko, nag-iinit ang
ulo ko at gusto kong maiyak sa inis. Napakalaki ng tax
na binabawas sa akin pero ginagamit lang sa walang
kwentang bagay ang perang pinaghirapan ko.

    Lahat ng pagtitipid ginagawa ko para suportahan
ang sarili ko, pamilya ko at ang punyetang bansang to.
Ni hindi ako makabili ng chicken and spaghetti meal sa
Jollibee kahit gutom na gutom na ko. Nag-tya-tyaga ako
sa waffle na tig-P10, o kaya pag may konting pera,
junior bola-bola siopao sa Mini-Stop sa halangang P20.

    Eh kung yung pera ko na pinapangbabayad sa tax sa
kin na lang napunta, eh di sana nakakapanood pa ko ng
sine at least 2 beses sa isang buwan. Nakabili na sana
ako ng bagong rubber shoes. Nakapagpagawa na sana ako
ng sarili kong bahay.

    Yung tax na binabayad ko, karamihan nun derecho sa
bulsa ng mga corrupt na mga government officials at
workers. Habang hirap na hirap akong i-budget ang pera
ko, sila naman nagpapakasarap sa mga mansyon. SUV¹s at
luxury cars pa ang dina-drive nila, samantalang ako sa
pedicab lang sumasakay!

    P****** INA! PERA KO YANG PINAPAGPAPASASAAN
NYO!!!!!

    Yung tax na binabayad ko, pinapangsuporta sa mga
mahihirap. Saan ba galing ang pera pangpagawa ng
housing at pagtulong sa mga mahihirap, di ba sa mga
manggagawa na nagbabayad ng buwis! Pero karamihan ng
mahihirap, kung umasta kala mo inaapi sila ng sobra.

    SA TOTOO LANG NO, KAYA ANG MGA MAHIHIRAP LALONG
NAGHIHIRAP KASI MGA TAMAD!

    Ang daming mga tambay sa kalye na walang trabaho
pero ang laki ng katawan. Eh kung sila ba nagkargador
sa pier eh di sana may pera sila.

    TAPOS WALA NA NGANG PERA, ANAK PA NG ANAK!

    PUNYETA! LALO NYO LANG PINAPADAMI ANG TAMAD AT
TANGA SA MUNDO!!!!!

    Naaawa ako sa mga batang pakalat-kalat sa kalye at
namamalimos. Imbes na nag-aaral, dumadagdag lang sila
sa bilang ng mga future criminals sa Pinas. Hindi ako
magtataka na yung batang nakita kong namamalimos sa
Cubao, pagkatapos ng ilang taon cellphone snatcher na.

    YUNG MGA MAGULANG NAMAN DYAN, COMMON SENSE LANG!
HIRAP NA HIRAP NA NGA KAYO SA BUHAY, MANGDADAMAY PA
KAYO NG IBA?! PAPARAMIHAN NYO PA LAHI NYO!

    Palibhasa walang mga trabaho at walang
pinagkaka-abalahan, kaya nagkakalabitan at
nagsusundutan na lang maghapon, magdamag. Sa totoo
lang, nakakabilib. Kasi kahit sa ilalim ng tulay o sa
kariton lang, nakakabuo pa rin ng bata! Ibig sabihin,
maabilidad ang mga Pinoy. Kung gugustuhin, gagawan ng
paraan. Kahit sa makipot, mabaho at maduming lugar ­
SOLVE!

    Isa pang mga grupo ng tao na nakakainis, yung mga
aktibista, NPA at kung ano-ano pang ideological
political groups. Sabi nila, mahal na mahal nila ang
Pilipinas kaya pinagpalalaban nila ang kanilang mga
adhikain.

    PUNYETA! EH HINDI RIN KAYO NAGBABAYAD NG TAX! ANG
KAKAPAL RIN NG MGA MUKHA NYO!

    MGA IPOKRITO! MAHAL DAW ANG PILIPINAS AYAW NAMAN
MAGBAYAD NG BUWIS!

    BAKIT MAY BIR COLLECTOR BA SA GITNA NG MENDIOLA AT
EDSA?! MAY TAX COLLECTION BA SA BUNDOK?!

    WALA DIN NAMAN KAYONG MGA TRABAHO! KUNG MAY
TRABAHO TALAGA KAYO, HINDI KAYO MAG-RA-RALLY DAHIL
SAYANG ANG SWELDO NYO PAG ABSENT KAYO!

    PAANO NYO MAIPAPAKITA ANG PAGMAMAHAL NYO SA
PILIPINAS KUNG WALA NA KAYONG GAWANG MATINO KUNDI
MAG-RALLY AT MAMUNDOK??!!!

    ISA PA YANG MGA MAYAYAMAN AT MGA ARTISTA, NA
NANGDADAYA AT HINDI NAGBABAYAD NG BUWIS. ANG KAKAPAL
NG MUKHA NYO! ANG DAMI NYO NA NGANG PERA NANGDADAYA PA
KAYO SA TAX!!!! HINDI NYO NAMAN MADADALA SA IMPIERNO
YANG MGA KAYAMAN NYO. MASUSUNOG LANG DUN YAN.

    KAYA LALONG BUMABAGSAK ANG NEGOSYO DITO SA
PILIPINAS, KASI MGA NEGOSYANTE MANDARAYA. PATI SHOWBIZ
INDUSTRY, BAGSAK NA DIN. KARMA ANG TAWAG DYAN. MGA
BALASUBAS KASI.

    Sana magkaron ng POLITICAL AND NATIONAL CLEANSING.

    Alisin (mas maganda kung patayin na lang) ang
lahat ng pulitiko at political families sa puwesto.
Tibagin ang lahat ng mapanirang organizations at
grupo. Itapon sa malayong isla o kaya i-pwersa ng hard
labor ang mga sobrang tamad na mga Pilipino. Ihiwalay
ang mga bata sa kanilang mga tamad at tangang magulang
upang makapag-aral sila at maturuan na maging mabuting
tao at mamamayan. Magkaron ng bagong lider na walang
political ties at utang na loob sa kahit sino. At
higit sa lahat, dapat tax payers lang ang pwedeng
bumoto!

    Kung kinakailangang magka-giyera para magtino ang
mga Pilipino, ayos lang. Masyado na kasing matigas ang
ulo ng mga tao dito. Gusto ng kalayaan, pero hindi
naman handang panagutan ang responsibilidad ng
pagiging malaya. Meron daw pinaglalaban na prinsipyo
at adhikain pero takot namang mamatay para dito.

    (Sa mga nakaka-alam sa anime na Gundam Wing, yan
ang inspirasyon ko sa new Pinas hehe. I love you
Zechs! I love you Treize!)

    Hangga¹t hindi nagkakaron ng radical change,
patuloy na walang kwenta ang Pilipinas at patuloy na
magiging tanga ang majority ng mga Pilipino.

    Sa dami ng nag-mi-migrate na Pilipino sa ibang
bansa, dadating ang panahon na minority na lang ng
population sa Pilipinas ang may utak. Yung mga
magagaling na Pilipino, malamang maubos na. Sobra na
kasi silang na-fru-frustrate at na-de-depress sa mga
nakikita nila.

    Ilang taon pa at aalis na rin ako sa Pilipinas.
Wala kong balak na magkaron ng pamilya sa isang bansa
na hindi pinapahalagahan ang kontribusyon ng mga taong
tunay na bumubuhay dito. Kawawa naman ang magiging
anak ko kung dito sya mabubuhay.

       Alam ko marami pa ang umaasa at naniniwala sa
pagbabago. Good luck and God bless! Sana tama kayo at
mali ako.



By: jawbreaker.

(i tried to encode all the greetings i got from TXT MSGS in my mobile, from x'mas to 3kings which i would like to share and i believe you may adapt in future communications. wish these could be of help...)
= = =

‘tols,

hapi 2 kings…
_


hapi 2 kings…
talaga


hapi 2 kings…
na lang, eh


hapi 2 kings…
kc


hapi 2 kings…
ala na cDa King!
(from my sis-in-law)
-o0o-

Effective Jan. 1, 2005, always listen to your wife for she gives sound advice: 99% SOUND & 1% ADVICE… (Atty. Ray N. & Fiscal Caloy C.)
-o0o-

Ang binabati ko lang ng “HAPPY NEW YEAR” ay ang mga artistahin, goodlooking, matalino at malakas ang sex appeal. So paano? “HAPI HAPI HAPI NEW YEAR TO Ü!! Tnx tol. (Bro. Noli B.)
-o0o-

Palagi na lang ako.
Ako, puro na lang ako!
Sa math, ako!
Sa spelling, ako!
Ngayon, ako uli ang unang nag-txt sa ‘yo ng HAPPY NEW YEAR!(Bro. Pong S.)
-o0o-

Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories r 4gotten…
All things come 2end
bÜt precious
pipol
lyk Ü
r tReAsurRd
4ever!
HAPI nÜ yR!
(Bro. Nong A.)
-o0o-

May this coming year
brings good health &
prosperity
to U & ur family!
(Jessica M.)
-o0o-



wishing Ü~
n0t jz smyl
bÜt lafter
n0t jz hapinz
bÜt pure j0y,
n0t jz wealth
bÜt heaven’s
treasure
& n0t jz silenz
bÜt God’s blessings!
Hv a PROSPEROUS 2005!
(kFrony R.)
-o0o-


05


04


03


02


01



grit na


kta
_

bka


_
maunahan ako ng iba



_
;*”;”/,:”*”;”;*”
,:””;Happy;”:,*”/
*;*Bago Taon!*;*
.v*,/”*;*;”*;/”*! ; )
-o0o-



,-)))) .
v” _ _)
( _ ) my
_,>(“i”)._ prayer:
PEACE 4ur mind,
JOY 4ur spirit,
LOVE 4ur heart. . .
May u have all
These 4ever! HNY
(Tina H.)
-o0o-

May JOY, LOVE & FAITH
be with U dis yr!
Si Joy sa umaga,
Si Love sa hapon,
Si Faith sa gabi!
(Bro. Erwin D.)
-o0o-

Don’t mix alcohol
With firecrackers.
Trust me,
hindi masarap ang lasa.
Ang sama ng dating
sa lalamunan!
(Cesar P.)
-o0o-

Peace in your heart,
Warmth in your soul,
Contentment in your life,
Joy in your home!
May you always be blessed
with these priceless
treasures
this 2005!
(Bro. Geoffrey P.)
-o0o-

dSimpliest:
Happy NEW Year!
(from Bro. Eric D.)

my reply:
Nu Yr
na lang ‘tol!
. . . ala cHappy,
kasama pa nSnowWhite.
(meron ako nakita, sa peanuts sachet- puede ba blow-out ko ito sainyo?)
-o0o-

dSexiest:
2005, d yr of dWoodRooster
in Chinese.
May our cock be as hard as
DWoodRooster…
hny!
-o0o-

FOR YOUR INFO
lang po i2:

Ano nga ba ang dahilan kung bakit mahilig tumingin ang lalaki sa
boobs at pwet ng babae? Tsaka bakit halos lahat ng lalaki, hindi lang ako?
Bakit madaming nagpapalaki ng boobs para mapansin lang? Bakit prerequisite
ang hugis ng katawan para masabi mong maganda talaga ang isang babae?

MRT. Bus. Jeep. Mall. Classroom. Office. Bar. Kahit saan ka yata
pumunta, makakakita ka ng isa o grupo ng mga lalake na matitigilan at
mamamangha sa presence ng isang babae (minsan ex-lalake) na may malaking
boobs o magandang hugis ng pwet. May mambabastos, may mapapangiti, may
mapapatitig, at ang karamihan ay gagamit ng kanilang "pornographic memory"
para magamit pag-uwi sa bahay.

May isa akong nakilalang babae na malaki yung boobs, 36C. Naiinis
siya kasi lahat ng kausap niyang lalaki hindi maka-maintain ng eye-to-eye
contact. Isa na ako dun sa mga lalaking yon. Dati naman kasama ko yung
girlfriend ko. Nag-away kami dahil hindi ko namalayan na nasundan ko pala
ng tingin yung isang babaeng mala-Jennifer Lopez ang likod. At nang minsang
nakasakay ako sa bus at walang maupuan, hindi ko mapigil lingunin nang
lingunin ang cleavage nung isang nakaupo.

Dito ako napatigil at napaisip. Manyak ba ako?

Ano nga ba ang dahilan kung bakit mahilig tumingin ang lalaki sa
boobs at pwet ng babae? Tsaka bakit halos lahat ng lalaki, hindi lang ako?
Bakit madaming nagpapalaki ng boobs para mapansin lang? Bakit prerequisite
ang hugis ng katawan para masabi mong maganda talaga ang isang babae?

Sa paghahanap ng mga kasagutan sa mga tanong na ito, sinubukan kong
mag-search sa Google. Maniwala kayo sa akin, mahirap maghanap ng kasagutan
sa tanong na "Why men love looking at big breasts" sa internet. Hindi
kasagutan ang ibibigay sa yo kundi mga links sa porn sites. Buti na lang
may kakilala ako na nagsabi sa kin na tumingin sa "evolutionary psychology".
Evolution as in Darwin, Psychology as in Freud.

Ayon sa mga sites at forums na nagdi-discuss ng evolutionary
psychology, iisa lang ang direction ng evolution. Ito ay ang pag-maximize
ng chances sa survival. Ang lalaki ay pipili ng babae na makakapag-ensure ng
survival ng kanyang offspring, at ang babae naman ay pipili ng lalake na
makakapagbigay ng magandang genes.

Hindi na ako nagtataka kung bakit ang mga babae ngayon ay tumitingin
agad sa CAR-acter at sa PESO-nality ng lalaki. Ito ay rooted sa mga ninuno
natin na ang pinakamagaling na lalaki sa isang tribe ay ang pinakamaraming
maiuuwing game mula sa hunting nila. Natural na sa babae ang maghanap ng
isang "provider".

Gayun din na ang fixation ng lalaki sa malalaking boobs ay rooted
daw sa idea na ang mga ito ay makakapagbigay ng "nourishment and
sustenance". Kapag malaki ang boobs, mas malaki ang chances ng survival ng
offspring. Ang pagtingin naman sa pwet ay natatagpuan din sa ating mga
kapatid na primates, specifically ang mga chimpanzees, na kung saan pag
"available for sex" ang isang babaeng chimp, inilalapit nya ang kanyang
pwet sa head monkey para lamas-lamasin, kurut-kurutin, at amuy-amuyin??? Pag
nagustuhan ito ng alpha male monkey, doon sila magse-sex. Nakakatawa kung
iisipin, pero ang pagtingin ko pala sa boobs at pwet ay bahagi lang ng
aking nature as a male. Ika nga ng tatay ni Jim sa American Pie, "it's a
perfectly natural thing". Kung totoo ito, bakit masama ang tumingin? Tingin lang
naman e. Walang hawak, walang hipo. Tingin lang.
(Maswerte kung makulay imagination nyo, 'tol).

Siguro nga, kultura lang ang nagpabago ng perspective natin sa
natural urge na ito. Dahil sa relihiyon, ang pagtingin sa katawan ng babae
ay nilagyan ng label na "pagnanasa". Dahil sa media, ang mga artistang
babae na maganda ang boobs at pwet ay tinatakan na "sex symbol" o "pantasya ng
bayan". At dahil sa marketing, ang liposuction, breast enhancement, at kung
anu-ano pang retoke sa katawan ay ginagawa "to enhance the self confidence
of a woman". Ang mga revealing na bra, ang mga push-up bra, ang mga
binebenta sa TV na breast creams, yung cycling shorts na nage-enhance ng
butt cheeks, ay tinatatakan na "personality enhancement apparel/tools".

At shempre, ang mga lalaking katulad ko na tumitingin lang ay
tinatatakan na "manyak".

(Adopted from the free thinkers of a GREAT greek society).

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days
you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9
months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig. Pigs rule!)

5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

9. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality over
quantity)

11. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

13. Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)

14. Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

15. A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

17. Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

18. Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
to spread the stupidity and send this to someone
you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a
chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.

You know you're living in 2004                                           
   when...                                                                   
                                                                             
   1. You accidentally enter your                                           
   password on the microwave.                                                
                                                                             
   2. You haven't played solitaire                                          
   with real cards in years.                                                 
                                                                             
   3. You have a list of 15 phone                                           
   numbers to reach your family of 3.                                        
                                                                             
   4. You e-mail the person who works                                       
   at the desk next to you.                                                  
                                                                             
   5. Your reason for not staying in                                        
   touch with friends and family is                                         
   that they don't have e-mail                                              
   addresses.                                                                
                                                                             
   6. You go home after long days at                                        
   work you still answer the phone in                                       
   a business manner.                                                        
                                                                             
   7. You make phone calls from home,                                       
   you accidentally dial "9" to get an                                      
   outside line.                                                             
                                                                             
   8. You've sat at the same desk for                                       
   four years and worked for three                                          
   different companies.                                                      
                                                                             
   10. You learn about your redundancy                                      
   on the 11 o'clock news.                                                   
                                                                             
   11. Your boss doesn't have the                                           
   ability to do your job.                                                   
                                                                             
   12. You pull up in your own                                              
   driveway and use your cell phone to                                      
   see if anyone is home.                                                    
                                                                             
   13. Every commercial on television                                       
   has a website at the bottom of the                                       
   screen.                                                                   
                                                                             
   14. Leaving the house without your                                       
   cell phone, which you didn't have                                        
   the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of                                      
   your life, is now a cause for panic                                      
   and you turn around to go and get                                        
   it.                                                                       
                                                                             
   15. You get up in the morning and                                        
   go online before getting your                                            
   coffee.                                                                   
                                                                             
   16. You start tilting your head                                          
   sideways to smile. :)                                                     
                                                                             
   17. You're reading this and nodding                                      
   and laughing.                                                             
                                                                             
   18. Even worse, you know exactly to                                      
   whom you are going to forward this                                       
   message.                                                                  
                                                                             
   19. You are too busy to notice                                           
   there was no #9 on this list.                                             
                                                                             
   20. You actually scrolled back up                                        
   to check that there wasn't a #9 on                                       
   this list.                                                                
                                                                             
   AND NOW You Are LAUGHING at                                              
   yourself.                                                                 
                                                                             
   Enjoy

      <taken from an email of a friend>